If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don’t have one.
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you